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MUM CAME OVER FOR DINNER Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,Ben's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Ben's roommate, Jennifer,was. Ben's mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Ben and Jennifer and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and Jennifer than met the eye.Reading his mom's thoughts, Ben volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates." About a week later, Jennifer came to Ben saying, "Ever since your mothercame to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.You don't suppose she took it, do you"' Ben said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down to write: Dear Mum, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Ben Several days later, Ben received an email back from his mother that read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mum LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER |
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A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Have you ever served in the military?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day." The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" "This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that." |
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2010 Annual Dinner
Saturday 9th October saw approximately 220 players, members, supporters and sponsors attend the Annual Dinner at the Clubrooms to celebrate the 2010 season. Congratulations to Football Mananger Adrian Quaille who was awarded the prestigious Eddie and Dulcie Atkinson Award for Service to the club in 2010. Adrian has done an excellent job as Football Director and continues to organise the Under 14 and Under 17 section of the club. A well deserved winner.
Adrian Quaille making his acceptance speech. Trophies were presented to Senior, Reserves and Under 19 Players with Jeremy Soden being presented with his Arthur Hodgson Medal for 2010. Click here for the PDF with all the Trophy winners and proceedings from the night |
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Best & Fairest Results |
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